Update: Code Yellow
We can all stand down, folks. Apparently, Travis was scheming on some insurance fraud, and neglected to let anyone in on his secret until Kenny Rogers showed up.
Thanks to everyone for mobilizing in such short notice. If you'd all like, we can still take over a small third world country, like Canada or Ghana. If not, then beers are on me.
Thanks to everyone for mobilizing in such short notice. If you'd all like, we can still take over a small third world country, like Canada or Ghana. If not, then beers are on me.
posted by sethro at 5:20:00 PM
4 Comments:
We've already got the guns out. Why not?
Canada eh? I'm pretty sure there are a few on the list that we should take care of STAT - do I need to list them by name or by mullet length? PS - Most work(ed) for the evil empire btw.
Steve - Beady eyes, indeed. Its time we taught those Canucks a lesson they'll soon not forget.
LG - Oh, I'm so aroused now by the sight of the granny panties. Excuse me for like 2-3 minutes. ....Nnnneehhhehnenneh... Ok, all better now.
Paul - Oh, I can list them by name, but mullet length should be noted. I have 7 on my list.
Phil - I'm open to review invastion plans. My battalions are at the ready.
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