Random Thoughts For The Week - 11.15.05
*You know what I hate worse than sitting in I-40 bumper-to-bumper traffic, only to find that when the traffic clears, there was not a fucking thing causing the 9 mile long traffic jam? Nothing. There's nothing I hate more. That said, Estonians come in a close second.
*I would kill a man for a great Italian sub right now.
*I really hate being right. UNC lost to Maryland in overtime this past Saturday.
*Praying Mantises are some badass insects. I'm glad I'm not a hummingbird. Or a tiny little man who treks through gardens frequented by the mantids. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a tiny little man regardless of where I trekked.
*I love this quote from the movie Anchorman. I cannot stop laughing.
(On smelling Brian Fantana's cologne, Sex Panther...)
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
*I would kill a man for a great Italian sub right now.
*I really hate being right. UNC lost to Maryland in overtime this past Saturday.
*Praying Mantises are some badass insects. I'm glad I'm not a hummingbird. Or a tiny little man who treks through gardens frequented by the mantids. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a tiny little man regardless of where I trekked.
*I love this quote from the movie Anchorman. I cannot stop laughing.
(On smelling Brian Fantana's cologne, Sex Panther...)
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
posted by sethro at 10:13:00 AM
4 Comments:
LG, yes, you are correct. But this one mentioned Bigfoot's dick, and I find that phrase more humorous than midget sex.
As for the sub, I did not get it. I now have some serious pent up rage, so the next fucktard that sets me off should expect to be ripped apart with my bare hands, in similar fashion to what The Hulk might do when angry.
The traffic jams that annoy me the worst are the ones that are caused by hills or curves. You know, when people start braking almost to a stop to make sure there is no traffic jam on the other side...
TFDC - Oooo...I hate those. What kills me is that these things are caused by supremely ignorant drivers...like the kind who brake hard to let someone merge or change multiple lanes to make an exit. Its like that domino effect. Fuckers.
Steve - Found one today at Randy's. But I think I'll hit the Village Deli next week.
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