I am apparently
The Loverboy. Go figure. Take the test at
OK Cupid.
FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". | Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
| | The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
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2 Comments:
Maybe the Loverboy is your true self, but you're going through a billy goat phase since you're rebounding from being in a relationship you wanted to be out of.
But it's far more likely that those people really just don't know shit.
Steve - I think you lied on your test. Additionally, I don't think your simile holds much merit, but it did make me think of growing my G-Vegas mustache back.
Siryn - Awww...can't I be a little of both? That said, I'm inclined to agree that those people know jack shit about love types. I'm just as apt to come up with my own categories based on the number of letters in one's name. Hmm...6 letters in Sethro...means I'm The Badger...that signifies that I like to bury my snout in warm, dark, moist places. Yup! I've got me pegged!!!
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