Random Thoughts For The Week
-There are few scents and aromas that illicit a strong feeling of emotional intoxication. The smell of the turning leaves on a cool Autumn morning. The hint of honeysuckle in midsummer. Stepping out on your back porch savoring the essence of steaks on the grill. The redolence of a newborn after a bath. Nuzzling the neck of a beautiful woman, taking in the bouquet and fragrance of her skin and hair. I'm telling you now. I'm going to add the smell of puppy's breath to that list.
-UNC beat the BYE week last Saturday by 4. The line on the game was 5. At home. God, we suck.
-High school kids shouldn't be allowed to work. At least at grocery stores. Where they can forget to bag your cold cuts. That you wanted to use that night. For a sandwich. To eat. And enjoy. Little fucks.
-I'm really glad I didn't go with the 4-cylinder Eurotrash-Mobile. I have one as a loaner car while mine is being serviced, and there's just no comparison to the 6-cylinder. None.
-In 2001, there were 390,127 people in the United Kingdom who claimed their religion to be Jedi. May the force be with you, gov'ner.
-I'm meeting the Friend Of A Friend tonight for the first time. I had low expectations for all this, even though Sissy had told me she's hot. I was forwarded a picture of her this morning. Now I've got the fucking sweating of palms, biting of fingernails, shuffling of feet anxiety about the meeting. One would think I've never been out on a date with a woman before. Sheesh. Someone pass the Maker's.
-I experienced road rage for the first time today. Driving home from work, the asshole behind me in his bitchin' '99 Camaro floors it as I'm trying to merge to the left (quite obviously, I must say, what with my blinker on and my drifting in that direction). Asshole then proceeds to slow down just enough so that his rear quarterpanel is even with the front quarter of my car, causing me to have to deccelerate to get in behind him. Which made me think...cars should come standard with rocket launchers.
-More pics of Kiko...
-UNC beat the BYE week last Saturday by 4. The line on the game was 5. At home. God, we suck.
-High school kids shouldn't be allowed to work. At least at grocery stores. Where they can forget to bag your cold cuts. That you wanted to use that night. For a sandwich. To eat. And enjoy. Little fucks.
-I'm really glad I didn't go with the 4-cylinder Eurotrash-Mobile. I have one as a loaner car while mine is being serviced, and there's just no comparison to the 6-cylinder. None.
-In 2001, there were 390,127 people in the United Kingdom who claimed their religion to be Jedi. May the force be with you, gov'ner.
-I'm meeting the Friend Of A Friend tonight for the first time. I had low expectations for all this, even though Sissy had told me she's hot. I was forwarded a picture of her this morning. Now I've got the fucking sweating of palms, biting of fingernails, shuffling of feet anxiety about the meeting. One would think I've never been out on a date with a woman before. Sheesh. Someone pass the Maker's.
-I experienced road rage for the first time today. Driving home from work, the asshole behind me in his bitchin' '99 Camaro floors it as I'm trying to merge to the left (quite obviously, I must say, what with my blinker on and my drifting in that direction). Asshole then proceeds to slow down just enough so that his rear quarterpanel is even with the front quarter of my car, causing me to have to deccelerate to get in behind him. Which made me think...cars should come standard with rocket launchers.
-More pics of Kiko...
posted by sethro at 1:00:00 PM
5 Comments:
I guess licking the furniture is better than chewing it.
ACG - Funny you should mention that...that picture was taken right after she was scolded for eating the wood.
Steve - I'm pretty sure Ping Pong is a Chinese name. And Skeeter is clearly Redneck. All that said, had you named your boy Thunder like I told you to, my dog's name might be open for discussion. Instead, I'm going to have to call my pseudo-nephew Ethan, after a UNC football player. Of course, that's not all bad either.
Babygirl is just a doll. The puppy thing is going to be fun for you. They grow up so fast! Hate to say told you so bout the nursing student, but... hmmm. Let's see. Yea. Told Ya So.
Glad to see all is well in your world.
Thunder? And this was recommended while sober and not on any illicit substances?
I'm going to go completely off-topic and say that the FUCKTARDS that are *stupposedly* purchasing the Jersey house are fucking pricks. phew.. thanks.. just got off the phone w/ the lawyer we had to get because he's a fucking lawyer and her father's a fucking lawyer and they're playing games all from their embossed stationary 'Dewey Cheetem and Howe'. I'd call the necktards, but that's even unfair to NC.
Ahem...please continue with the fawning over the beautiful dog. Sue said she's cute, Hank said "Akita...bleh... I pissed on one this morning.." :) Parker has no idea where she is so she didn't comment on your pup.
BeesYes, Thunder. My plan was to have also impregnated a woman by now, produce my own son, and name him Lightning. That way, Steve America and I could train and mold them into the greatest wrestling tag team duo the world has ever seen. Speaking of which, did you ever get my frozen swimmers? Are they doing laps in your fallopian tubes yet?
CarrieOne of these days, I might actually start listening to people.
Paul - I am one to think ahead, so you must note that Thunder is the perfect name for a linebacker or runningback.
Damn. Dude. You have the worst luck with selling homes. I'd wish you luck but that doesn't seem to help much. Maybe, Happy Litigation!??
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