Top 5 Hottest Celebrities

Boys and girls, this is my list. I'll be the first to admit that my taste in women isn't necessarily typical. I don't tend to the blonde, blue-eyed bombshell type. So I know this Top 5 will spark at least one comment from one *cough* anonymous *cough* reader.


5. Kelly Hu
So hot, it should be illegal. There are an awful lot of asian women that are exotic and beautiful. I'm pretty sure Kelly Hu is their queen or princess or something, sorta like Wonder Woman, only with asians instead of amazons. As an added bonus, she can kick ass, so you'd always feel safe with her...I mean, despite the fact that all asians know martial arts, did you see her in X-Men? I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with her, as long as she tended to my wounds later. Uh...she did a photo spread in Maxim.

4. Andrea Corr
My Celtic Goddess. Yes, she's drop-dead gorgeous, but I swear, I could probably just close my eyes and listen to her sing, or even talk, and get a little aroused. I'm putting on the Corr's Unplugged, Only When I Sleep. Yup. Just a little aroused. If the looks and the voice weren't enough, she's a mick, so you know she'll drink with me. And....and....she has hot sisters. A family of hot, talented, gaelic drunk chicks...it must be what Tír na nÓg is like. I hope since I'm half-mick that I'll be invited to the party.


3. Scarlett Johannson
She and I fell in love while I was watching Lost in Translation. Ok, well maybe she didn't, but I sure as shit did. My only blonde on the list, that oughta tell you a little about what I think about Ms. Scarlett. A classic beauty and one helluva actress, she's a modern day Rita Hayworth. Here I go again, but damn...the voice. The voice completes the package...its fucking sultry and like caterpillar to butterfly, it transforms her from screen starlet to #3 on Sethro's Hot Celebs list.


2. Halle Berry
She is the most beautiful woman in the world. Chick just has it all...blessed with incredible features, fantastic body, great smile, and the short hair just does me in. Woof. The only reason she isn't #1 is because outside of Monster's Ball, her sexiness factor isn't quite surface of the sun hot. I want to say more about her, but I can't stop looking at her picture. The only thing I can convey is that Dave Justice and Eric Benet are unequivocally the two stupidest men in the world...nay, the universe.


1. Eva Longoria
.....................................woof. BbbbBBBbbbbBBBbbbb. Ok, ok, I'm composed now. Wait. *drool* Ok, now I'm composed. I dunno folks, I'm just not sure how you get any more smoking hot than Eva Longoria. She oozes sexiness. Ooo. Zes. For God's sake, you have men watching what would traditionally be a chick show in Desperate Housewives because of the aggregate hotness factor, and folks, Mrs. Gabriella Solis is one of the primary reasons for said factor. Maxim says she's #1 on the Hot 100. The evidence is insurmountable...plus, I says so. And I will fight anyone who dares question my infallibility.