10.06.2005
Essential Dumps
- Random Thoughts 9.14.05
- Czechmate, Bitch!
- Top 5 Childhood Cartoons
- Random Thoughts 9.20.05
- Well I Be Damned
- Pass The Ritalin
- The Tick
Blogs I Dig
Previous Dumps
- Me Am Superman (And Other Random Musings)
- Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
- Random Thoughts for the Week
- Love At First Flight
- The Weekend Recap
- Well I Be Damned...
- Top 5 TV Theme Songs
- Top 5 Delayed
- A Moment of Respite
- Random Thoughts for the Week
7 Comments:
Ask and ye shall receive...
Don't get a dog you idiot! You are single and enjoying the occasional "sleep-over" with lady companions. Running home to feed and poop Skeeter the wonder dog will require too much planning.
Now, now....Anonymous America...don't you see? Its worth it to forego an occasional sleepover since owning a dog will increase the amount of tail (ha..a pun) that comes (ha..another pun) through the palatial Estate de Sethro. Dogs are second only to children as, what is scientifically termed, a "chick magnet".
I love the poll - can't say Im shocked that leading the poll is 'insensitive prick/fucktard' - I actually only voted for the fucktard portion... As for getting a dog - anon is correct - on the other hand - now you have a great excuse when you've been acourtin' your lady friends late at night - and they say "Where are you going?" to which you handily reply "Babe.. I have to go walk the dog - I can't be cruel and not let him do his business, I haven't been home since this morning.. " :)
And fear not...the top vote getting Top 5 is coming up.
Hey...good thinking there Paul. See, perhaps I should've done my Top 5 Reasons I'm Getting A Dog.
Well lord knows it won't be the top 5 albums on a deserted island.... because we already know #1 is held by Christoper Cross.
Ouch.
But that's a good fucking song.
Saaaiiiling, takes me awaaaaay....
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