Well I Be Damned...Part Deux
The unexpected happened. I received an email a short time ago. From the Advertising Chick. An apologetic email. From the Advertising Chick. She was apologizing to me. W. T. F. I have to share.
I'm sorry. I overreacted on Sunday but I hope you understand why I was so upset. I know we talked about us not being a couple, but I didn't expect you to be sleeping with anyone else. I sure as hell didn't expect to find her hair in your bathroom (God, please tell me it was just ONE woman's hair). It still turns my stomach to think about it.
((stuff about how she's not supposed to feel like this about someone since we've only been out a few times))
I don't know what I expect out of this email. It isn't fair to ask you to change the way you live your life and see only me and I'm not sure I can deal with thinking about what you might be doing and who you might be doing it with when we aren't together. Maybe you don't even care to see me at all after the way I reacted. I hope that we can talk and I hope that I'll hear from you.
Wow. I'm fucking speechless. Must be the AXE body spray, just like in the commercials.
I'm sorry. I overreacted on Sunday but I hope you understand why I was so upset. I know we talked about us not being a couple, but I didn't expect you to be sleeping with anyone else. I sure as hell didn't expect to find her hair in your bathroom (God, please tell me it was just ONE woman's hair). It still turns my stomach to think about it.
((stuff about how she's not supposed to feel like this about someone since we've only been out a few times))
I don't know what I expect out of this email. It isn't fair to ask you to change the way you live your life and see only me and I'm not sure I can deal with thinking about what you might be doing and who you might be doing it with when we aren't together. Maybe you don't even care to see me at all after the way I reacted. I hope that we can talk and I hope that I'll hear from you.
Wow. I'm fucking speechless. Must be the AXE body spray, just like in the commercials.
posted by sethro at 10:57:00 PM
4 Comments:
Well, Steve America, you yourself told me I was. So it must be true.
And Bees...but..but...the AXE commercials portray a scent that all women find irresistable. And commercials never lie! Regardless, I'll prepare for the tantric makeup sex and will forego the use of AXE for something more mood enhancing...perhaps some Joop with its hint of spice and licorice. As for the various poses, I was thinking yoga lego's. Your spread eagle pose to my child's pose. Your corpse pose to my modified cobra. Your downward facing dog to my mountain pose. Namaste.
Of course, you could have told her the truth about the hair - that it was from a man's mullet... heh....;)
Sheesus Paul, I don't have a mullet anymore. Oh...wait...you're saying......why, I oughta....
har.. can't get anything by you.. and who said your employer only hires/keeps dummies...;)
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