The Bachelor, And Other Unguided Cogitations
-There is nothing better than watching 20 women prostitute themselves to this Bachelor fellow. I think its transparently obvious that this Dr. Travis cannot get enough of the attention, and loves his position of relative power. There has to be an immense level of vanity and sociopathic behavior involved to be able to openly bullshit, and ultimately toy, with these women on national television. That said, Sarah is my favorite, and if you hurt her Dr. Travis, I will be forced to open up a can of Country Whoopass™.
-I miss The Girlfriend when she's not around.
-Everyone around my age from the South can tell you where they were during three major events. One, the shuttle Columbia disaster. Two, 911. Three, Dale Earnhart's death. Amazing the iconic power of NASCAR below the Mason-Dixon.
-I'm headed to Charleston, SC this weekend with my ladyfriend. Chaztown is absolutely one of my favorite American cities. History, charm, and there's always something to do.
-Work sucks.
-I'll be rooting for NCSU tonight in their basketball game against Dook University. Go Pack!
-I miss The Girlfriend when she's not around.
-Everyone around my age from the South can tell you where they were during three major events. One, the shuttle Columbia disaster. Two, 911. Three, Dale Earnhart's death. Amazing the iconic power of NASCAR below the Mason-Dixon.
-I'm headed to Charleston, SC this weekend with my ladyfriend. Chaztown is absolutely one of my favorite American cities. History, charm, and there's always something to do.
-Work sucks.
-I'll be rooting for NCSU tonight in their basketball game against Dook University. Go Pack!
posted by sethro at 7:46:00 PM
4 Comments:
your spirit (in zombie form) was remmebered last night at happy hour here in DC.
i am very jealous you are going to charleston. i've never been. when you get back you must recommend a hotel and dining!
The Bachelor is pure male fantasy. Enjoy it! I prefer to read the recaps, though, rather than feed 'em on Nielsen.
Charleytown is nicer in summer or fall, I think, but then I've only been there once or twice. Nice if you love looking at historical houses, and the seafood is to die for. Very romantic.
Every time I have tried to watch the Bachelor I end up having a physical reaction within the first 10 minutes. Something between hives and chills. I end up so embarrassed listening to the girls and the Doctor that I have to mute the sound. And cover my eyes. And I go Eeeeeeoooo. Can't help it.
Wait a minute ... who is Dale Earnhart????? :)
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