Haiku, Bitches!
I'm feeling all creative and shit, so let me get my verse on.
My back is smarting;
Sex will still be had tonight;
The show must go on.
Chicken is not good?
What about the corned beef hash?
No, my dog eats poop.
Lindsay Lohan sucks;
Not that I would know first hand.
Homograph, bitches.
My back is smarting;
Sex will still be had tonight;
The show must go on.
Chicken is not good?
What about the corned beef hash?
No, my dog eats poop.
Lindsay Lohan sucks;
Not that I would know first hand.
Homograph, bitches.
posted by sethro at 2:33:00 PM
1 Comments:
Steve, you refer to the more traditional Japanese style of haiku. Here, let me try again in that style...
Ah, the ides of March.
Fans revel in the glory;
Twenty-two long years
or this one...
It was a cold day;
State College was crushed once more.
The Heels win again
or finally...
Football, basketball,
The season does not matter;
Tar Heels still prevail.
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