A Metric Fuckton Of Calories
Thought I'd check in and let everyone know that I'm not dead. The Nursing Student and I actually had a pretty good night. She is, however, still in my bed, and with that said, I'm counting down the next hour until she leaves.
We went to the State Fair. It is good to know that I can take in around 10,000 calories in just under 2 hours and not die. I ate the following, in order:
1 ear of roasted corn
1 italian sausage with onions and peppers on a roll
1 gyro with salad and yogurt dressing on pita
1 hot dog with mustard, chili, and onions
1 handful of hot peanuts
1 handful of roasted cashews
3 chocolate covered pretzels
3 fried cheese balls
1 turkey leg
1 ham biscuit
1 frozen banana, dipped in chocolate and nuts
1 fried dough with powdered sugar
Once NS leaves, I will be spending the remainder of the morning trying to find an industrial strength toilet. I don't believe mine here at the house will be able to handle the Growler that's been brewing all night in my digestive tract.
Top 5 to come later. Until then, I bid you peace, my bitches
We went to the State Fair. It is good to know that I can take in around 10,000 calories in just under 2 hours and not die. I ate the following, in order:
1 ear of roasted corn1 italian sausage with onions and peppers on a roll
1 gyro with salad and yogurt dressing on pita
1 hot dog with mustard, chili, and onions
1 handful of hot peanuts
1 handful of roasted cashews
3 chocolate covered pretzels
3 fried cheese balls
1 turkey leg
1 ham biscuit
1 frozen banana, dipped in chocolate and nuts
1 fried dough with powdered sugar
Once NS leaves, I will be spending the remainder of the morning trying to find an industrial strength toilet. I don't believe mine here at the house will be able to handle the Growler that's been brewing all night in my digestive tract.
Top 5 to come later. Until then, I bid you peace, my bitches
posted by sethro at 7:26:00 AM
8 Comments:
ohh.. the fond memories of the state fair - and thinking of thick Rick and his growling stomach - how'd you get him to pose for the picture shown?
Paul - Oh. God. Dude, I had wiped that memory from my mind. I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position over in the corner now.
Steve - (In my best Cockney accent) Well, maybe just one.......
I'm slightly jealous of FOF too.
And I feel sorry for the nursing student.
Keon - I'm going to take your word for it on the turkey leg thing. As for FOF, I'm just taking things as they come. No need to put the cart before the horse.
Siryn - Honestly, I kinda feel sorry for the NS too. I don't want to hurt her, but I think its gonna come down to that. :(
I bet she noticed a difference, too.
You gotta man up and set her expectations straight. I mean, look at the advertising chick - once her expectations were straight, she got over it and booty called you.
And don't forget your own expectations! You don't know where things are going with FOF, and your eyes keep roving. As my mom said... "there is many a slip between the cup and the lip" - there is no such thing as a done deal until the deal is done. Y9u seem to innately know it, as you mentioned hitting up the Puppy Mama and the vet assistant.
So anyway, please take care to make sure NS knows that you like her, but you aren't her boyfriend and aren't exclusive in the least. I mean, she had you meet her folks! Keep thinking... No Stephanie... No Stephanie... I don't want my face broken... No Stephanie...
Siryn - Looks like the cards are being played. We'll see where things wind up, and who wins the hand. At the least, I feel that I don't have the NS stuff hanging over my head any longer.
If it's just not right, then you both win the hand. Forcing it is just a loser for both.
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