Boobs and Beer
My friend Steve America is now a father. I bid him congratulations. I mean, I'm pretty sure the simple fact that Steve America has procreated somehow damages the space-time continuum, and now the universe is going to implode, but I did want to congratulate him. His lovely wife, Dan Yelle America, birthed their son this afternoon at 1:22pm. My nephew, Thunder America...*sigh*...ok, Ethan James America, checked in at 7 lbs 7oz and 20 inches long. Steve tells me that he looks just like his father, essentially a 7lb 7oz version of him. That being the case, I asked if Thund...uh, Ethan, has had his first beer yet. He informed that he has not, but he has had plenty of boob. That being the case, I'm inclined to believe that it is, in fact, Steve's progeny...boob in one hand, beer in the other.Congrats, buddy. Now go get your wife a cocktail before she kills again.
posted by sethro at 9:29:00 PM
7 Comments:
Thomas - Holy shit! I always knew Sam Walton was the devil. Now, your website proves it.
Sam Walton is more Jekyll and Hyde.
And congratulations, Steve America, on the birth of your son.
Yes, congrats to Dan Yelle and Steve America on the birth of their son.
Congratulations Steve and Dan Yelle :) Boobs and Beer - can't wait for someone to write the song..........
I thought the sheer dominance of walmart was the only sign one would need indicating Sam Walton was the devil.
Congrats to Steve and Dan Yelle on the birth. Quite honestly, it is nice the kid's thinking about a beer, but I'm fairly certain mom has earned one!
awwwww. looks like steve and dan yelle have their own team america.
Steve - BFF. My half of the medallion stands ready if needed.
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