Random Thoughts for the Week

-I'm pretty sure that the most annoying people on the planet are the chinese ladies that stand in front of the food court shops, hawking their chicken bits......Hey you, Mista Man! You come eat my chicken...its good. Comes with brocorreee!

-Can anyone tell me why there is only one store in the mall that carries jeans my size? I can't believe that there aren't more tall guys that wear a 30 waist and 34 inseam. I say we band together and go pillaging at the mall.

-After an epiphany while driving, I have figured out why I like short hair on women. Mary Stuart Masterson in Some Kind of Wonderful. Holy shit. News flash...she's still hot.

-Are Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey ever going to break up publicly? For fuck's sake, please get a divorce so we don't have to see Jessica's face plastered on every single magazine and TV show. I can't even walk into my neighborhood Harris Teeter grocery store without being accosted at the checkout counter by 13 magazines touting their hot expose on the new guy that's porking Simpson.

-I have two dates this weekend. One with The Advertising Chick. I'm thinking that she gets the Hot Guy Jeans. A second with The Older Woman. You know, I thought about it...I've never been out with anyone who was more than a year older than me until now. First time for everything, I guess.

-The assholes, who essentially commited euthanasia in New Orleans by leaving all of the elderly folks to die from the Katrina floodwaters, should all be beaten with a wiffle ball bat until bloody.

-I'm fucking stumped. I see MZ yesterday and she looks like she wants to cut me. No idea what the hell I did to deserve that. Hell, I haven't even stalked her or anything.