I Hate Asshats

So there's a difference between assholes and asshats. Assholes are people who love to make other people's lives miserable through their own self-righteous attitudes. Fortunately, assholes are generally dumb as rocks, so they're only a minor annoyance. Asshats, on the other hand, have a little bit of intelligence, and that makes them more than a minor annoyance. The guy who owns the house I'm under contract for is an asshat. He might be king of all asshats, that is, if they have kings.

I essentially gave him a list of repairs that were recommended by both my realtor and the inspector. These are things that need to be done to sell the house, period. If he doesn't fix these things, and I back out, he's going to have to fix them for someone else. If this happens, and someone else gets this house, I'm going to find this asshat and punch him in the mouth.

To exacerbate the problem, the seller's realtor, well, she's an asshole. No, I take that back...she's just plain stupid and should have her license revoked. Or punched in the uterus...I can't decide.