Random Thoughts For The Week

-I don't care what kind of car you drive, how fantastic your car stereo is, or how hard-ass you're trying to look, if you roll into a parking lot with the windows down blasting the Goo Goo Dolls song Iris, I'm going to laugh like hell at you. And point.

-When the hell did upturned collars on polo shirts become cool? It wasn't cool in the 80's, it sure as shit isn't cool now. While you guys are turning your collars down like normal people, make sure to burn your trucker hats too.

-Is it possible to be addicted to cereal? I mean, we aren't talking about just one type, I like a variety, but I'm pretty sure I could eat it three or four times a day.

-How in God's name do radio stations know when you've broken up with a woman? Uh...lets see...next up we have some Brian McKnight with One Last Cry, followed up by Toni Braxton and Unbreak my Heart.

-Is it genetically inherent in American DNA to hate the French (post-WWII)? If not, it should be.

-I'm pretty sure that there isn't a damn thing better than a crisp Autumn day, tailgating with friends before the big game, seeing your team win said big game, keeping that perfect buzz all day long, capping it off with a dip in a hot tub with several gorgeous women. I'm still working on the hot tub thing.